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So, what DO you do with a drunken sailor ear-lai in the morning?
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Put 'im into bed with the captain's daughter.
Put 'im in the scuppers with the hosepipe on 'im.
Shave his (insert body part here) with a rusty razor.
Heave 'im by the leg in a runnin' bowline.
Way hey and up she ris- oh wait we're not on that part?
What the hell are scuppers?
...give him another drink?
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I always liked the "shave his belly with a rusty razor" verse best, cruel as it is 