I have very strong feelings about this. Clearly. 17 pages worth.
Great big thanks to ~oboe-wan
for the mountain of help they gave me on this.
Big ups also to =TheSkaBoss
for helping me out with some of the finer points of DID/DA.
EDIT: 20/7/13 I want to give a special thank you to ^NicSwaner
, for the DD and for understanding how important this piece is to me/in general.